Pole Dancing Classes to make women sexier ? maybe...

Some things just grab your attention: fire trucks, midgets, strippers on poles ect. So it is only natural that when I saw a post on Craigslist entitled Get Empowered through Pole Dancing! I had to click on it

"A Sensual Express - Specially designed for the busy lady, this class begins with a sexy workout combined with strengthening pole movements. These are great stress relievers after a long days work. Each day has it’s own initiative"

I can honestly say that the stripper pole has relieved me of much stress after a long days work, and cash too. But so far this seems innocent enough. Maybe it isn't based on actually stripping, maybe this is a workout discovered in the archives of some nunnery that was used to keep the future saints agile and quick with the ruler?

Monday- Emphasis on pole spins

Tuesday- Emphasis on pole static poses

Wednesday- Emphasis on “ The Booty” with dances such as the Booty Clap

Thursday- Emphasis on striptease movements and sensual pole movements

The Booty? Booty Clap? so much for the nuns. So this is a stripper based workout! Perhaps it is some underhanded attempt to lure women into the seedy nightlife? I must know more ( panting) I must know it all!

So I went to the website of the poster .asensualyou.com/

"We take everyday women and teach them sensuality using the art of Pole Dancing, Striptease, Lap Dance, and Belly Dance. Whether it is an individual or a party of women who are hanging out for a Girl's Night Out, a Birthday Celebration, Bachelorette Party, or a Dance Recital to show their significant other what they have learned, A Sensual You does it to perfection"

Watch out Mary Kay...there's a new party in town and her name is Lucious!

A Sensual You also provides women the opportunity to shop for A Sensual PleazureToyz, and request our Famous Photographer Troy Simon, for a Photo Shoot at D8Studio.

Okay so now they are pushing toys, stripping and naked photos?

Jackpot!

"Why Pole Dance?

Pole Dancing is one of the best arm, abs, leg, and cardiovascular workouts you can get, creating flexibility and strength. We cater to each individual's fitness level and body type.

Our goal is to create a sensual and safe environment for women to let go of their inhibitions. There are no rules! and absolutely no nudity! We operate in a completely supportive environment!"

no nudity? Wait, no frolicing women in heels waving "sextoyz" Kinda let the air out on that one.

"each individual's fitness level and body type" oh, it is becoming clear now

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