How to make fast money legally

Everyone likes quick cash. Crackheads, gamblers and hookers all seem to find ways to get quick cash. While their methods may be questionable, their ingenuity is admirable. Fast money is not always easily attainable but with a little work and suspension of your conscience and pride easy money can be made on line and off

What is one thing you never run out of besides abdominal gas?....sperm! So instead of wasting it on People Magazines issue of the 50 most beautiful people, why not make a buck or 300 off of the little critters. According to Sperm Bank Directory.com the average range for a sperm specimen is $35 -$50. Donating sperm to a sperm bank often require a few months between the time you give the gift and the time you get paid due to blood tests but just think of it this way..you reap what you J.O.!

Here is the secret: Increase the amount of SeaMonkies that you can produce with Semanax. Semanax increases the volume of sperm and semen thus allowing you to visit every sperm bank or fetility clinic in town on the same day. After that you can just sit back and lotion up your chaffed body parts waiting for that big, fat, asparagus smelling check to roll in.

Liquid Trust is a spray form of oxytocin which is released when people trust someone. Just douse yourself in this colorless, odorless chemical and ask in your most sincere tone " hey, give me a fi'ty would ya". 

Pro life-Pro Choice..who cares...become Pro Profit by faking a pregnancy and shaking the guy down for hush money.  Has it been a while? Log on to Craigslist and post an ad in the Casual encounters section.  You won't need to be creative, finding a horny guy on Craigslist is about as challenging as finding a fat chick on Match.com You don't actually have to sleep with him, you just have to make him think you did. Meet up and have some drinks, plenty of them. Invite him home and excuse yourself to take some SOBERUP which will nulify the effects of the alcohol.  Now while he is passed out and urinating on your sofa you will be busy decorating the room like it was just used in Caligula.  

When he comes to praise his lovemaking skills and get his information so you can " do it again, Tiger". After the tell him he has to leave because your live in uncle will be home soon with your 4 kids.

Now wait a few days.

Order a fake pregnancy test that always shows positive.

Lure him back to your den.

Drop the bomb, show the test and negotiate your quiet money. 

Letterrep.com is a site that pairs English challenged buyers with beer money challenged writers. Potential clients request letter written about nailbiting subjects such as " I want a lower interest rate", " recommend me for a cabinet position" and " I violated probation and I am sorry". The letters are short and easy to write and if you sell one, you get $10. I sell 2 a month and have only written 4. 

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